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I would like to confront the issue of my title as "Clarinet Den Mother." As of today, when I switched to Tenor Sax, I was demoted from my position and quickly replaced. I would just like to say that I like my title and would like to keep it, as I am and always will be a clarinetist at heart. I would also like to point out that as long as the football team keeps winning I am still a clarinet player! Can we work out a compromise?

Emily
Clarinet
Tenor Sax