Saturday, December 17, 2005
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The Rise and Fall of the Teddy Graham Empire
Professionally Written by: Erin Hickey
Professionally Co-Written by: Erika Fable
Chapter One
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Apparantly, the chocolate teddy graham army had decided they have had enough of racial discrimination, and have therefore created a plan to annihilate the cinnimon teddy graham army. Besides, they were here first. So, Claire, the chocolate teddy bear, pulls out her .22 pump action shotgun and leads the chocolates into cinnimon territory. The cinnimon teddy graham army were caught unawares at this sudden breach of peacefulness, that most of their menbears broke in half/died in the first 10 seconds. but, Clark, the cinnimon teddy bear was brave and he went up to Claire and said YOU MAKE MY HEART GO BEAT BEAT. well he's an idiot. i thought teddy grahams only had belly buttons. SO Claire just kicked him in the belly button and he broke in half. the fight resumed, and then HAROLD THE HONEY TEDDY GRAHAM BEAR CAME IN AND BLEW UP TEDDY GRAHAM CENTRAL. OOPS.
NOT THE END.
kbye.
Professionally Written by: Erin Hickey
Professionally Co-Written by: Erika Fable
Chapter One
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Apparantly, the chocolate teddy graham army had decided they have had enough of racial discrimination, and have therefore created a plan to annihilate the cinnimon teddy graham army. Besides, they were here first. So, Claire, the chocolate teddy bear, pulls out her .22 pump action shotgun and leads the chocolates into cinnimon territory. The cinnimon teddy graham army were caught unawares at this sudden breach of peacefulness, that most of their menbears broke in half/died in the first 10 seconds. but, Clark, the cinnimon teddy bear was brave and he went up to Claire and said YOU MAKE MY HEART GO BEAT BEAT. well he's an idiot. i thought teddy grahams only had belly buttons. SO Claire just kicked him in the belly button and he broke in half. the fight resumed, and then HAROLD THE HONEY TEDDY GRAHAM BEAR CAME IN AND BLEW UP TEDDY GRAHAM CENTRAL. OOPS.
NOT THE END.
kbye.
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That... was....uhh... Smashign!! Im now going to fear eating teddy cookies... are they really war people... they seemed so peaceful.. theres a bowl of them over on my table... look at them there... all cookie like... sitting there.... schemeing... *backs slowly away*... CHOCOLATE TEDDYS!!! YOU >>>ARE>>>> FREE!!
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